Naked and showing off his balls hahaha

Naked and showing off his balls hahaha

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7 dpo, 5 till af. Keep your fingers crossed ladies

Oh and ignore our pathetic sex life

7 dpo, 5 till af. Keep your fingers crossed ladies

Oh and ignore our pathetic sex life

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I want to be pregnant

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Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better -unknown

Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better -unknown

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It’s funny how fast our tastes change and something that one was good can be so gross!

It’s funny how fast our tastes change and something that one was good can be so gross!

Had a cigarette today

I was so stressed and so pissed off at Dylan and my brother in law had left a pack at the house and I took one.
It’s been years since I smoked and I was never even a “smoker” I would have a drag at a party and that was about it.
So basically it made me feel like shit
No more smoking for shelby

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Benadryl

originalteenmom:

Carter somehow broke into the benedryl bottle this morning and drank the rest of it. I’m pretty sure there was only about 2 doses left but it’s it serious if there was more?

So I ended up calling poison control just to find out at what point it’s bad and for his weight he would need to drink 93 ml to be toxic. So like the whole bottle. And we weren’t even close. So all good.

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Benadryl

Carter somehow broke into the benedryl bottle this morning and drank the rest of it. I’m pretty sure there was only about 2 doses left but it’s it serious if there was more?

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To the argument women shouldn’t wear yoga pants in order to protect men from lust.
Also some eye candy ;)

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nakedwithanovel:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

(Source: wittsandtitts)

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oddl1ng:

Why is it such a novel concept that moms need a little time to themselves to feel human?
You loose yourself in motherhood and taking a bath with a glass of wine can make a real fucking difference in how you feel.

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We are going to have to keep going to ER for breathing problems. Hives aren’t such a big deal as long as they blanch (apparently)

He hasn’t had any antibiotics or anything new introduced to his diet or routine.

We are going to have to keep going to ER for breathing problems. Hives aren’t such a big deal as long as they blanch (apparently)

He hasn’t had any antibiotics or anything new introduced to his diet or routine.

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So emergency told me to book an appointment with the pediatrician. I called today and I know their policy is after a year from your last visit you need a new referral. Carter’s last visit was July 12. But apparently that’s “cutting it too close and the pediatrician might not even see me especially because we missed one appointment I’d have to ask his nurse” but instead of asking just says I should go back to the family Dr  (who is booked till the end of august btw) to get a new referral WHEN I DIDN’T EVEN TECHNICALLY NEED ONE.   
his back has been this way for a week.  We have been to emergency with swelling and breathing problems TWICE.  And now it’s going to be like 4 or 5 months before we can get into the pediatrician to do something about it. 
And the best part…when I said thank you for your time she just hung up.

Sometimes our Healthcare system pisses me off.

So emergency told me to book an appointment with the pediatrician. I called today and I know their policy is after a year from your last visit you need a new referral. Carter’s last visit was July 12. But apparently that’s “cutting it too close and the pediatrician might not even see me especially because we missed one appointment I’d have to ask his nurse” but instead of asking just says I should go back to the family Dr (who is booked till the end of august btw) to get a new referral WHEN I DIDN’T EVEN TECHNICALLY NEED ONE.
his back has been this way for a week. We have been to emergency with swelling and breathing problems TWICE. And now it’s going to be like 4 or 5 months before we can get into the pediatrician to do something about it.
And the best part…when I said thank you for your time she just hung up.

Sometimes our Healthcare system pisses me off.

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thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)2 cups plain yogurt1/2 container of cool whip.Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
 
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.


Holy fuck

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

Holy fuck

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